The lights were too bright at the Chinese restaurant so the manager decided to dim sum. What did the angry mother say to the boiling pot of spaghetti? Simmer down! Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze! How do celebrities stay cool? They have many fans! Why did the bumble bee leave the house? It heard the school was having a spelling bee.īeing struck by lightning is really a shocking experience! Why did the lion spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny! What animals are on legal documents? Seals! What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk. What musical is about a train conductor? “My Fare, Lady”.Ī man drowned in a bowl of muesli. Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn’t chicken!
No matter how much you push the envelope, it will still be stationery. What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn? An egg roll! How does a lion greet the other animals in the field? Pleased to eat you. The streets in the capital of Afghanistan are paved with Kabulstones. Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools. What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court room? Odor in the court! Where do polar bears vote? The North Poll. What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie? A pie-thon! Why are teddy bears never hungry? They are always stuffed! The funniest and shortest puns for kids, you always remember while teaching children puns, try to choose the short ones because they are easy for them to remember and register.
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